Talk Like a Pirate Day

By , Wednesday, 19th September, 2007

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Arr, me hearty, today (September 19) be Talk Like a Pirate Day – the only day of the year when you can talk like a pirate and not be entirely insane!

How To Be Speakin’ Pirate-Like

Startin’ Rules

  • Double up on all your adjectives and you’ll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of “a big ship”, they call it a “great, grand ship!” They never say never, they say “No nay ne’er!”
  • Drop all your “g”‘s when you speak and you’ll get words like “rowin'”, “sailin'” and “fightin'”. Dropping all of your “v”‘s will get you words like “ne’er”, “e’er” and “o’er”.
  • Instead of saying “I am”, sailors say, “I be”. Instead of saying “You are”, sailors say, “You be”. Instead of saying, “They are”, sailors say, “They be”. Ne’er speak in anythin’ but the present tense!

Hints an’ Tips
If it be helpin’, start yer sentence wi’ a “Arr, me hearty,” in a deep, throaty voice — ye’ll find that the rest be comin’ much easier.

Vocabulary
In which ye’ll find words submitted by many pirates o’er the years, an’ which comprise a loose piratical dictionary.

  • Ahoy: Hey!
  • Avast: Stop!
  • Aye: Yes
  • Black spot: to be ‘placin’ the black spot’ be markin’ someone for death.
  • Booty: treasure
  • Buccanneer: a pirate who be answerin’ to no man or blasted government.
  • By the Powers!: an exclamation, uttered by Long John Silver in Treasure Island!
  • Cat o’ nine tails: whip for floggin’ mutineers
  • Corsair: a pirate who be makin’ his berth in the Med-…Medi-…that sea ‘tween Spain and Africa, aye!
  • Davy Jones’ Locker: the bottom o’ the sea, where the souls of dead men lie
  • Doubloons: pieces of gold…
  • Fiddlers Green: the private heaven where pirates be goin’ when they die.
  • Furner: a ship which be yer own, not one ye steal an’ plunder.
  • Gentlemen o’ fortune: a slightly more positive term fer pirates!
  • Go on the account: to embark on a piratical cruise
  • Grog: A pirate’s favorite drink.
  • Jack: a flag or a sailor
  • Jolly Roger: the skull and crossbones, the pirate flag!
  • Keelhaul: a truly vicious punishment where a scurvy dog be tied to a rope and dragged along the barnacle-encrusted bottom of a ship. They not be survivin’ this.
  • Landlubber: “Land-lover,” someone not used to life onboard a ship.
  • Lass: A woman.
  • Lily-livered: faint o’ heart
  • Loaded to the Gunwales (pron. gunnels): drunk
  • Matey: A shipmate or a friend.
  • Me hearty: a friend or shipmate.
  • Me: My.
  • Pieces o’ eight: pieces o’ silver which can be cut into eights to be givin’ small change.
  • Privateer: a pirate officially sanctioned by a national power
  • Scallywag: A bad person. A scoundrel.
  • Scurvy dog!: a fine insult!
  • Shiver me timbers!: an exclamation of surprise, to be shouted most loud.
  • Sprogs: raw, untrained recruits
  • Squadron: a group of ten or less warships
  • Squiffy: a buffoon
  • Swaggy: a scurvy cur’s ship what ye be intendin’ to loot!
  • Swashbucklin’: fightin’ and carousin’ on the high seas!
  • Sweet trade: the career of piracy
  • Thar: The opposite of “here.”
  • Walk the plank: this one be bloody obvious.
  • Wench: a lady, although ye gents not be wantin’ to use this around a lady who be stronger than ye.
  • Wi’ a wannion: wi’ a curse, or wi’ a vengeance. Boldly, loudly!
  • Yo-ho-ho: Pirate laughter

Some other links

  1. page_white_acrobat Talk Like A Pirate Day Poster
  2. page_word Pirate BLM’s
  3. Pirate talk fer the younger set
  4. Captain Pugwash and the Sea Monster (Interactive Story Book)
  5. How to Build a Cardboard Pirate Ship
  6. Pirate Clipart
  7. Pirates in the classroom
  8. Pirate Links

2 Responses to “Talk Like a Pirate Day”

  1. Mr Gray says:

    Via Twitter, I came across this Vocabulary Sheet and some puzzles to go with it – Puzzle 1 & Puzzle 2.

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