Archive for September, 2008
Prevent Lunchbox Theft
Tired of those people who keep stealing your lunch out of the lunchbox?? Deter them with this new invention.
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that have green splotches printed on both sides. With your sandwich inside, the bag simulates mould and makes the contents look disgusting.
Just hope you don’t get your sandwiches muddled up!! [...]
Google Calculator – not always right
Google has a calculator function, which can solve mathematical problems for you. But maybe you shouldn’t always trust the answers given?? Take a look…
You think English is easy?
I was sent this via email today, it does make you wonder…
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert [...]
A Father’s Day Poem
My son gave me a card for Father’s Day, made while he was at daycare. Inside the card was the following poem, and the card was accompanied with a small punnet of mondo grass.
Children need a Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding them high off the ground where the sunlight sings!
Please take this plant Dad to [...]