High Paid Teachers

By , Monday, 26th April, 2010

Aren’t you all sick of those high paid teachers????

Their hefty salaries are driving up taxes, and they only work nine or ten months a year! It’s time we put things in perspective and pay them for what they do… baby-sit!! We can get that for less than minimum wage. That is right. I would give them $3.00 an hour and only the hours they worked, not any of that silly planning time. That would be $15.00 a day (9:00am to 3:00pm with one hour for lunch).

Each parent should pay $15.00 a day for these teachers to baby-sit their children. Now, how many do they teach in a day… maybe 30? So that’s $15.00 x 30 = $450.00 a day. However, remember they only work 200 days a year! I am not going to pay them for any vacations. Let’s see… that’s $450.00 x 200 = $90 000.00 per year. (Hold on, my calculator must need batteries!) What about those special teachers and the ones with masters degrees? Well, we could pay them minimum wage just to be fair, round it off to $7.00 an hour.

That would be $7.00 times 5 hours times 30 children times 200 days = $210 000.00 per year. Wait a minute, there is something wrong here!! There sure is, duh!! Very inexpensive babysitter and they even educate your kids!! Crazy!!

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