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Punny Book Reports

Mr Gray — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:20:01 +0000

The Lion Tamer, by Claud Face

Unexpectedly, by Oliver Sudden

How to Cook Pasta, by Al Dente

Secret Meeting Places, by Ron DeVoo

Kindergarten Skills, by Tyrone Laces

The Tightrope Walker, by Betty Falls

Plumbing Basics, by Rufus Leaking

Heartbeats, by Steffi Scope

Interior Decorating, by Curt Enrod

Dull Razor, by Nick Shaving

The Accused, by Watts E. Dunn

How to Play Poker, by Delia Cards

The Open Window, by Eileen Doubt

Under Arrest, by Hank Uft

The Gardener, by Moses Lawn

How to Spot Fakes, by Artie Fishul

Breakfast Recipes, by Chris P. Bacon

The Bouncing Bullet, by Rick O’Shea

Mistakes in Maths

Mr Gray — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 12:07:00 +0000

can be serious….

How Homework Should Be

Mr Gray — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 11:04:09 +0000

Source: Comics.com

A Tough Time

Mr Gray — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 23:31:00 +0000

Who else likes the start of the new school year??

Black & White Version

Missing Undies

Mr Gray — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 10:58:28 +0000

After having just finished two weeks of the Intensive Swimming Program, I can fully understand the latest comic in the NSWTF’s Education Newspaper.

A Nothing Report

Mr Gray — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:07:15 +0000

Another great Ginger Meggs Comic, especially at this time of student report writing.

Mother: What’s that you’re hiding Ginger?

Ginger: Oh nothing mum!

Mother: And did you score an”F” on your nothing?

Ginger: Maybe?

The Modern Reading Scheme

Mr Gray — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:03:08 +0000

Another great Ginger Meggs comic.

Mother: Ginger!! Get off the computer and read your book!

Ginger: But I am!

Mother: Facebook doesn’t count

Pay Attention

Mr Gray — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:59:31 +0000

Another great Ginger Meggs comic.

Canehard: MEGGS!! Pay attention!

Ginger: Who says you don’t have to pay anything at a public school!

Stop Wasting Time

Mr Gray — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:53:20 +0000

Another Ginger Meggs comic

Teacher: What is it Ginger?

Ginger: Can I go home early Miss Buxton?

Teacher: Why?

Ginger: I’m learned out today! I can’t stuff another thing in my brain! I figure we’re both wasting our time me hanging around!

Ginger (sitting outside Principal’s Office): So whatever happened to honesty being the best policy?

The Committed Student

Mr Gray — Sun, 24 Oct 2010 02:51:18 +0000

A Ginger Meggs comic I came across….

Friend: Why do you keep putting your hand up when you don’t know the answers?

Ginger Meggs: I’m trying to make Canehard feel like an inadequate teacher.

Friend: Jeez, you’re committed aren’t you.