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Cookie Monster visits the Library

Mr Gray — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:07:37 +0000

Some Day

Mr Gray — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:50:12 +0000

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

“Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer; she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael; he’s a doctor.’”

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, “And there’s the teacher; she’s dead.”

Jimmy’s Not Stupid

Mr Gray — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:41:26 +0000

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, “Jimmy, do you really think you’re stupid?”

“No,” Jimmy said. “But I didn’t want you standing up there alone.”