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		<title>Mistakes in Maths</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2011/08/mistakes-maths/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 12:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[can be serious&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can be serious&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Peanuts-20110803.gif"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-1005 aligncenter" title="Peanuts-20110803" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Peanuts-20110803-150x150.gif" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
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		<title>I Just Don&#8217;t Have Any Spare Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 03:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another timely comic from the NSWTF&#8217;s Education Journal.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another timely comic from the NSWTF&#8217;s <em>Education</em> Journal.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/forgot-playground-duty.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-995 aligncenter" title="forgot-playground-duty" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/forgot-playground-duty-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
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		<title>Missing Undies</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/12/missing-undies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 10:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After having just finished two weeks of the Intensive Swimming Program, I can fully understand the latest comic in the NSWTF&#8217;s Education Newspaper.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After having just finished two weeks of the Intensive Swimming Program, I can fully understand the latest comic in the NSWTF&#8217;s Education Newspaper.</p>
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		<title>The Modern Reading Scheme</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/10/modern-reading-scheme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another great Ginger Meggs comic. Mother: Ginger!! Get off the computer and read your book! Ginger: But I am! Mother: Facebook doesn&#8217;t count]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another great Ginger Meggs comic.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/read-a-facebook.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-941 aligncenter" title="read-a-facebook" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/read-a-facebook-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Mother: Ginger!! Get off the computer and read your book!</p>
<p>Ginger: But I am!</p>
<p>Mother: Facebook doesn&#8217;t count</p>
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		<title>Pay Attention</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 02:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another great Ginger Meggs comic. Canehard: MEGGS!! Pay attention! Ginger: Who says you don&#8217;t have to pay anything at a public school!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another great Ginger Meggs comic.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/free-education.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-937 aligncenter" title="free-education" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/free-education-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Canehard: MEGGS!! Pay attention!</p>
<p>Ginger: Who says you don&#8217;t have to pay anything at a public school!</p>
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		<title>Stop Wasting Time</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/10/stop-wasting-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 02:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another Ginger Meggs comic Teacher: What is it Ginger? Ginger: Can I go home early Miss Buxton? Teacher: Why? Ginger: I&#8217;m learned out today! I can&#8217;t stuff another thing in my brain! I figure we&#8217;re both wasting our time me hanging around! Ginger (sitting outside Principal&#8217;s Office): So whatever happened to honesty being the best [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Another Ginger Meggs comic</p>
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<p>Teacher: What is it Ginger?</p>
<p>Ginger: Can I go home early Miss Buxton?</p>
<p>Teacher: Why?</p>
<p>Ginger: I&#8217;m learned out today! I can&#8217;t stuff another thing in my brain! I figure we&#8217;re both wasting our time me hanging around!</p>
<p>Ginger (sitting outside Principal&#8217;s Office): So whatever happened to honesty being the best policy?</p>
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		<title>The Committed Student</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/10/committed-student/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 02:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Ginger Meggs comic I came across&#8230;. Friend: Why do you keep putting your hand up when you don&#8217;t know the answers? Ginger Meggs: I&#8217;m trying to make Canehard feel like an inadequate teacher. Friend: Jeez, you&#8217;re committed aren&#8217;t you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Ginger Meggs comic I came across&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ginger-Meggs.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-928 aligncenter" title="Ginger-Meggs" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ginger-Meggs-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Friend: Why do you keep putting your hand up when you don&#8217;t know the answers?</p>
<p>Ginger Meggs: I&#8217;m trying to make Canehard feel like an inadequate teacher.</p>
<p>Friend: Jeez, you&#8217;re committed aren&#8217;t you.</p>
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		<title>Encouraging Online Help Desk Usage</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/09/encouraging-online-desk-usage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 00:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Off the Mark, an innovative, although possibly embarrassing, way to encourage people to use an online help desk instead of the phone system.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From <a href="http://comics.com/off_the_mark/2010-09-17/" target="_blank">Off the Mark</a>, an innovative, although possibly embarrassing, way to encourage people to use an online help desk instead of the phone system.</p>
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		<title>A New School Uniform</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/09/school-uniform/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another great F Minus comic: Teacher: Children, we called this assembly to show you the new school uniform.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another great <a href="http://comics.com/f_minus/2010-09-07/" target="_blank">F Minus comic</a>:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/334303.full_.gif"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-896 aligncenter" title="334303.full" src="http://mrgray.id.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/334303.full_-150x150.gif" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a></p>
<p>Teacher: Children, we called this assembly to show you the new school uniform.</p>
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		<title>Does your teacher like you?</title>
		<link>http://mrgray.id.au/2010/08/does-your-teacher-like-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 02:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr Gray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MOTHER: Does your teacher like you? SON: Like me, she loves me. Just look at all those X&#8217;s on my test paper!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MOTHER: Does your teacher like you?</p>
<p>SON: Like me, she loves me. Just look at all those X&#8217;s on my test paper!</p>
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