Posts tagged: Jokes for Teachers

Did Everyone Study for the Test?

By , Saturday, 31st July, 2010

Teacher: “Now, did everyone study for their test today?”

Ginger Meggs: “If we all say no, I reckon we won’t have to do it! Pass it on!”

Sentence Word Order

By , Tuesday, 20th July, 2010

The things kids can come up with. Students were asked to put the words into the correct order to make the sentence. This is one child’s effort.

Discovered via Twitter, found at http://i.imgur.com/hcS5R.jpg

Peer Pressure among shapes

By , Monday, 19th July, 2010

Student Writing

By , Sunday, 4th July, 2010

This image came to me via Twitter – a teacher of a Yr 3 class, gave the students clip art pictures as a stimulus, and asked each student to write about their picture.

A Talking Pig

By , Sunday, 27th June, 2010

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. ‘And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: ‘Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’

The teacher paused then asked the class: ‘And what do you think the man said?’

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly…

‘I think the man would have said – ‘Well, I’ll be damned!! A talking pig!’

The teacher had to leave the room.

An F for Class Participation

By , Sunday, 27th June, 2010

The problem with short arms, especially in the classroom. See the Comic here… Off The Mark

Teacher: Looks like it’ll be another F in class participation, Rex!

T-Rex: This is so unfair

Cookie Monster visits the Library

By , Saturday, 26th June, 2010

Source: YouTube

Cookie Monster visits the Library

A 3-D Report Card

By , Thursday, 24th June, 2010

So our Report Cards were handed out to the children yesterday. I wonder if any of the children tried this play on words???

See the Comic: Off The Mark

“Nice try, but no, I’m not impressed with your 3 D Report Card…”

Wrecked Angles

By , Sunday, 13th June, 2010

This comic was in NSWTF’s Education Newspaper recently.

Male Teacher: I handed out some 2D shapes to my Kindy kids. The next thing… Two kids who got rectangles are crying.

Female Teacher: How come?

Male Teacher: They both wanted angles that hadn’t been damaged!

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A Fabulous Grading Error

By , Tuesday, 18th May, 2010

Well, many of us are busy writing reports, and following the distribution of those will be Parent/Teacher Interviews. This comic came to me via Twitter.

Teacher: Well, Silly me! That should’ve been an A! I must’ve given your son an F by mistake because the only word on my mind was fabulous!

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