Posts tagged: Jokes for Teachers
Missing Undies
After having just finished two weeks of the Intensive Swimming Program, I can fully understand the latest comic in the NSWTF’s Education Newspaper.
The Modern Reading Scheme
Another great Ginger Meggs comic.
Mother: Ginger!! Get off the computer and read your book!
Ginger: But I am!
Mother: Facebook doesn’t count
Pay Attention
Another great Ginger Meggs comic.
Canehard: MEGGS!! Pay attention!
Ginger: Who says you don’t have to pay anything at a public school!
Stop Wasting Time
Another Ginger Meggs comic
Teacher: What is it Ginger?
Ginger: Can I go home early Miss Buxton?
Teacher: Why?
Ginger: I’m learned out today! I can’t stuff another thing in my brain! I figure we’re both wasting our time me hanging around!
Ginger (sitting outside Principal’s Office): So whatever happened to honesty being the best policy?
The Committed Student
A Ginger Meggs comic I came across….
Friend: Why do you keep putting your hand up when you don’t know the answers?
Ginger Meggs: I’m trying to make Canehard feel like an inadequate teacher.
Friend: Jeez, you’re committed aren’t you.
Encouraging Online Help Desk Usage
From Off the Mark, an innovative, although possibly embarrassing, way to encourage people to use an online help desk instead of the phone system.
A New School Uniform
Another great F Minus comic:
Teacher: Children, we called this assembly to show you the new school uniform.
Does your teacher like you?
MOTHER: Does your teacher like you?
SON: Like me, she loves me. Just look at all those X’s on my test paper!