Punny Book Reports

The Lion Tamer, by Claud Face
Unexpectedly, by Oliver Sudden
How to Cook Pasta, by Al Dente
Secret Meeting Places, by Ron DeVoo
Kindergarten Skills, by Tyrone Laces
The Tightrope Walker, by Betty Falls
Plumbing Basics, by Rufus Leaking
Heartbeats, by Steffi Scope
Interior Decorating, by Curt Enrod
Dull Razor, by Nick Shaving
The Accused, by Watts E. Dunn
How to Play Poker, by Delia Cards
The Open Window, by Eileen Doubt
Under Arrest, by Hank Uft
The Gardener, by Moses Lawn
How to Spot Fakes, by Artie Fishul
Breakfast Recipes, by Chris P. Bacon
The Bouncing Bullet, by Rick O’Shea